Remember the 17 projects? I also still have red paint smudged on the front door from spraypainting the metal chairs.
To her list I might add this one:
You might be crafty if...
You VOLUNTEER to teach crafts at your daughter's Gymnastics camp in an un-air-conditioned gym in June in central FLORIDA during a week of record-setting high temperatures.
Excuse me - I have to go get the rest of my tie-dye supplies ready, and check on the labels soaking off the recycled glass jars, then run to JoAnn's for more Mod Podge.
Do you want to see "real"? Here is my dining room table, sporting 2 sewing projects, a scrapbooking for a friend project, and the aforementioned Gym camp crafts supplies.